heard a girl fart today in my economics lecture. I got up and walked over to her seat. everyone and the professor was starting at me. I asked her “are you the one who just farted?” she just stared at me embarrassed and worried. I asked her 3 more times before the scent would disapate off the seat cushion. I raised my voice this time and told her to get the fuck up. I buried my nose into the seat cushion, and sure enough there was a faint smell of beans and lemon iced tea. sniffed for a good 2 minutes. I then put my hand in my pants and rubbed one out, no lube this time. everyone was at the walls of the lecture standing away from me. I went up to the chubby cutie and asked her one last question.
“are you single?”
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Hi guys! New here!
So yesterday after a night out, I came across a mind bugging thing.
When you enter a venue especially a crowded one like a dancing bar or a club, you find yourself a spot.
Open a nearby set lets the conversation goes.
But when you’ve reached end of conv, how can you move from one set to another? Or just move into the venue without it being awkward?
Not by going to buy a drink or going outside to smoke also.
Thanks for replies 😛
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Just like the title 95% if weekends I’ve got nobody to go out with. I’ve tried one time in the last month to go to a club alone but I wasn’t able to talk to anyone and neither to dance, I’m kinda afraid to meet people that I know that eventually want to know with whom I’m there. I know that it’s kinda a beta thought but I always have it in my mind, conscious or unconscious. I’ve got acquaintances but no friends and when I ask somebody to go to a party together they always have to ask their group of friends so in the end every occasion fade. I don’t know what to do really, if I go to a club alone I’m not able to have fun and I’m kinda scared and afraid to ruin the little social connections I have and on the other hand I’m tired to stay at home. I’m in my mud twenties and I’m at college but I can’t find anyone to go out with, I study basically most of the day and I don’t have time to add activities in order to meet people and even if I meet someone I have troubles with creating an occasion to go out together. Because of mainly these reasons I don’t get laid and it’s hurting my mental sanity a lot….
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So I’m sending messages and the app says they are sent but don’t show up in the sent box or the chat log. Happened to me yesterday around the same time. I’m not sending anything provocative, just having a conversation.
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