Pick something really fucking embarrassing for me to say

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So I’m doing this program called fearless and you’re supposed to make a fake phone car in front of a large group of people and embarrass the fuck out of yourself. Max picked coming out of the closet to his parents but I think that would make me laugh too much. I was thinking I could do one where I act like I got cheated on and I am the ultimate cuck. Will pick the highest rated comment.

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How does anyone get around the Virgin shit test?

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So I’m a virgin, and I never know how to deal with the “Are you a virgin? shit test that people say. I’m usually pretty good with shit tests in general. I don’t drink or smoke and am somewhat religious so I’m somewhat used to shit tests. I don’t care if I’m one on one with a woman when this sort of thing comes up, because I’m pretty charming and can turn it into a joke or a positive thing. But my problem is when people ask me this while I’m in a group with women and either a woman or a man will ask me that usually after when they find out I don’t drink or smoke and am a Christian. Despite my best efforts I always blank at that question. I can never think of a good joke or anything. The best thing that I can come up with is “Um are YOU a virgin?”

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How to move a relationship forward ?

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About a month ago I met this girl (I am a female sedditor) who really liked me so I thought I should give it a shot to see if we could make each other happy. But after going on a couple dates with her I’ve found out that I SUCK. She’s 18 and I’m 20. She just came here a couple months ago from South East Asia. When I go out with her she’s very receptive to me since she was a yes girl from the beginning. I don’t have any issues with physical escalation since she’s into me. But I have a really hard time leading her. Not because she gives any resistance or is head strong. She’s fairly sub. I just don’t know what to say to her most of the time. I want to develop a better emotional connection with her but it’s hard having a meaningful conversation with her. I know part of it is due to her not having much life experience. But most of it is due to me not being able to illicit proper emotional responses from her. Either our conversation are shallow talks about work or she talks about her family (she doesn’t have any friends here she just goes to work then home) or I go to far and start talking about my views on life which she doesn’t really understand. My male partner older than I am so I have gotten used to talking about things like geo politics, familial structures, existentialism, etc. She’s not that much younger than I am but she comes from a good family, didn’t have many struggles so doesn’t know much about the world. How can I work on building a relationship with her so we can emotionally connect better ?? Please help!! I’m very lost when it comes to her.

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“I don’t have the Meet Me feature?!?”

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I see women write in their profile, “I don’t have the Meet Me feature” which I find baffling. Does POF not give the feature to everyone? I know POF is a horrible dating site, but this makes no sense.

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