Why should I even try anymore? I’ve already got trouble in my life.


I’m a 21 year old guy and I’ve already got a criminal record with multiple felonies. I don’t have a good job or anything really. I just don’t even know what to do with myself anymore. I know girls really wouldn’t probably be interested either. What should I do?


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How I stopped being a pussy


These are the 3 big things I’ve picked up on recently. I went through a shit break-up last year and it took a lot of time to get my game back. This subreddit helped me get through tough times so I am paying it forward.

1) Cocky comedy will take you far. Being playfully cocky will instantly separate you from 90% of social interactions she has with other males. Cocky comedy comes from the perspective that **she is the one who is after you.** When meeting a new woman, challenge her from the very beginning. Instead of pursuing her, put it in your head that she is the one pursuing you. Don’t be afraid to bust her balls, but make sure it’s in a teasing flirtatious way. One way I like to use cocky comedy is by using a made up “strike system”. I’ll say something like this: “Oh, you don’t like pineapple on pizza? That’s gonna be a strike. This isn’t going to work out.” I take something small and blow it out of proportion as if it was a relationship deal breaker. The secret is a sly delivery, as you don’t want to come off as arrogant or try to hurt her feelings. Cocky comedy is a way to show that you’re not intimidated by her and that you like to have a good time. It’s also a good shit test to play on women.

2) Stop relying on logical characteristics to get women. This one took me a long time to figure out. I used to think “I’m an above average looking guy, I wear nice clothes, I’m not a fuck-up, so why aren’t women throwing themselves at me?” The thing is, having “logical” qualities is great to possess, and you should absolutely work on becoming the best person you can be. **But the reality is that logic ain’t gonna get you laid.** In order to attract women you must do so on an emotional level. Attraction is fueled by humor, charm, smart-ass comments, unpredictability, wit, i.e. the intangible characteristics. You MUST make a woman feel a special way if you want to attract her. The extra stuff (nice job and car) is just icing on the cake once you’ve already attracted her.

3) Understand what confidence looks like. You always hear people say “just be confident around women,” but what the fuck does confidence even LOOK like? I figured out that **confidence is just a sense of security in future events.** When talking to women, speak with certainty in the future. Replace your “if’s” with “when’s”, and stop staying “I think” and “I guess.” Communicate as though you already know you **will** go on a date with her, and that you **will** end up kissing her. You’ll start to notice how this change in mentality will subsequently change the way you carry yourself. If deep down you’re still insecure (which is okay) then fake it till you make it.

EDIT: Glad to see the reception this got! I’m going to make a post in a few days outlining some cocky comedy techniques. Be on the lookout for it.


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2-sets When Gaming Solo. Is this Mission Impossible?


I’ve said in the past that gaming solo is better than doing so with a wingman.

The only disadvantage is there is no-one to distract the friend during a two-set.

Here are three examples of failed two-set pulls from last night.

Anything I could have done better? Was a number-close the only option? Let me know in the comments….


***Glamorous and super-hero***

The first club is closing

I open a set with some line about one looking glamorous yet sporty and the other looking like a superhero ready to save the world from arrogant white men.

Glamorous says we already met and she already follows me on Instagram.

I tell her “cool, so you already know Im awesome” and pull her in for a hug

Glamourous is loving all the obnoxious, cocky-funny lines, but Superhero is visibily disgusted.

I try a few lines and compliments to win her over, but it seems her mind is already made up.

So, instead I make jokes about the fact her friend hates me.

*Joe’s not for everyone*

*There’s ony a 50% chance of women absolutely loving me. I guess your coin landed on tails*

Glamorous is loving this. Superhero not so much.

Anyway, the set ended with Superhero literally Glamorous’ finger and wagging as it if to say ‘No’. That’s pretty funny for a girl.

I tell them they’re free to leave.

Glamorous doesn’t want to leave. Superhero literally has to drag her away.

You’d imagine Glamorous is a solid shout to come out on a date.


***Skinny and Fat***

I’m at the first club, which closes at 12.

Some woman who I already met and IG-closed through daygame.

She opens me asking if I remember her. I tell her “Yes”, but she doesn’t believe me. She tells the elaborate story of how I hit on her, while she was working at a food market. Yep.

This looks pretty on….

She’s acting a bit shy though because she’s “not drunk”.

I invite her and the fat friend to dance.

Fat friend is proper going for it, but skinny girl is kind of standing there and watching.

Knowing it’s important to win over the fat friend over (and make skinny girl chase), I focus mainly on her.

We find a pillar and do a make-shift pole-dancing competition. I stuff 1 Baht notes down her bra.

Everyone thinks it’s funny.

They invite me to the second club.

I don’t go with them, because they’re driving a moped and I’m walking.

At the second club, I spot them and give the fat one my free drinks voucher.

Soon after, they start whispering to each other and the fat one starts grabbing my chest and grinding on me super-sexually.

Fuck, was I too nice to the fat one!? Did they just agree that she could have me?

I ejected the set to use the bathroom.

When I returned, skinny girl was crying over some girl drama and they went home…

I can follow up via IG, but I think skinny girl has some personality issues, (which is why I stopped texting her in the first place).


***Aussie 1 and Aussie 2***

I spot thess two Aussies who say the second club sucks.

I agree and we bounce to go a better one. The club right next to my apartment 😉

Loads of banter, with both parties negging the other, (as you can expect from Aussies).

By the time we got to the bar, it was closed.

My only strategy to seperate them was to invite them BOTH to my apartment, and hope that one declined the offer (or one leaves before the other).

They both declined the offer because they had early mornings to attend to.

Got them both on IG, so I can text the hottest one I suppose…

***This was originally posted in the Telegram group I co-launched for men who want to become brilliant with women. Some 400+ guys sharing their success stories and getting feedback on their sticking points. A real brotherhood. if you’d like to join the group, drop me a PM with your Telegram handle.***


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